I strongly believe that before you’re allowed to be an IT Project manager, you must first completely understand IT. This Dilbert Strip represents about every IT Project I’ve ever been involved with.
In these tough times- keeping your bar low will only help you achieve greater expectations.
I say this time and time again, “The world needs fry cooks.” So don’t feel that just because you can’t do 5th degree polynomials or you didn’t get accepted to Harvard Law that you won’t amount to anything.
It’s everyone’s responsibility to contribute to society. Fry cooks and strippers contribute just as much as anybody else… at least they have in my society.
It is very important that children growing up today learn the importance of complying and being submissive.
This booklet will help you explain to your child why they might, in fact, be a threat to National Security.
This is a MUST READ for any parent or expected parent.