Job Description

My boss told me he needed my job description… I told him if he didn’t know what it was I was supposed to be doing, how could he possible be my boss? he said, “Just do it.”… so I did…

Decisively maneuver the on screen display pointer utilizing a state of the art dual laser human interface device.

Review HTML output from various software vendors and marketing agencies while multitasking forums responsible with delivering extremely high speed, dual-wheeled, combustion engine vehicles.

Sample M4P media via Apple iPod technologies utilizing the iTunes delivery system or Pandora over the Verizon 3G network infrastructure.

Attend meetings designed to improve the emotional delivery of feelings and express sympathy towards such jackassery as to complicate the most simple of tasks or directives.

Sample the fare of local establishments providing the outsourcing of nutrition for staff and colleagues.